note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke
who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me
No matter how long, complex, or intricate the story is.
No matter how realistic the character development is.
No matter how well fleshed out and impressive the setting is.
Someone out there will say “Lol what if the main character is actually in a coma?”
Why would you do this to me pebble pal. How did you even find this?
Excuse me, Marvel?
Yes hi. Big fan. Really. But um, could you maybe, you know:
- Black Widow put her in everything okay
- More Falcon even if it’s like he shows up and eats pizza and tells everyone to believe in themselves
- Like a lot of Hawkeye movies at least four Hawkeye movies
- Take care of Chris Evans he’s special to me
- Bucky okay like let him cry on screen that’d be nice please